Dean (husband) was reading my email subject lines in Thunderbird last night and I said, "if you keep it up, I will ask you to actually read all of the emails to me." So he read the subject lines out loud to me and when he read,
Proof - summertime books, I jumped up and kicked him out of my chair. It was what I had been waiting on...the final proof of book one.
It was suggested that I read it just "one more again" to make sure everything lines up and I am sure glad I did. Jeepers! Let me tell you that being absent minded isn't the best way to be when you're a writer. However, I am absent minded so I have to deal with it. I have found plenty of things that I wanted to tweak and even a few "oopses" when it came to eye color or a character speaking.
I began this morning with Chapter One and worked all the way through to almost the end of Chapter Fifteen. That is when Dean came home and I knew that all quiet in the house would cease. My eyeballs were tired anyway and my head was pounding. I think I need glasses. Anyway, I will finish up tomorrow and ship it back to PD (Publisher Dude) so that he can ship it out to the reviewers.
Now this is where you come in. Please pray that these reviewers will find favor with my books. I write them so that others, especially my tween girls out there, can come to know Christ as their Savior. Okay, I must be honest and say that I also write them to pay the bills. That, however, is in God's hands. I'll do my best and trust Him. So please pray that the reviewers like
The Sonshine Girls and want to offer excellent reviews. Please and thank you.

Also, I went out to gather my maters and found two gigantenormous caterpillar things munching away. Not only do I find that rude, I also find it DISGUSTING! Gross! They ate half and left the other half on the vine. What am I to do with those? Do you remember that movie,
A Bug's Life? Yeah, that big green worm thing, that's what they are.
So I called Dean and said, " ALIENWORMSARETRYINGTOKILLME!" He got a big kick out of it...until, he saw them. He went at them with my kitchen tongs. He flung one into the pond and the other remains at large. *shudder*
Yick! I am not squeamish. I can usher the largest of spiders out of my way, redirect an errant snake and happily fick a locust off the eggplant. But, these things were just odd!
Red Horned Tomato Worms they're called and they make clicking noises and shoot green goo at you. Of course, Madison (10 year old daughter) decided that this was her cue to start pretending to
be a Tomato worm and created a faux hook on her head using her finger to
get people with. Weirdo.